Better Than Chocolate

Run over to your nearest Wal-Mart and buy a year supply of lavender Purex Crystals.  Although the bottle's label says it's a softner, its main purpose is to freshen your laundry with a long-lasting scent that will mask that unbearable dogboy smell your homies and their clothes get after playing outside for 5 minutes.

Trust me, I've tried E-V-E-R-Y fabric freshener and this one, chica, is the very best.  If you want more product information, read here.

P.S. No one paid me to plug this product.