My homies said, "Looks like you have a couple of banana peels on your feet. This comment made me try on another shoe. But then I said to myself, "You've got nothing to lose. You're wearing those banana boat shoes." Wish me luck!
P.S. You're thinking I should have gone with the other shoe. Shoulda ditched the Trina Turk diamond tights. Shoulda bought the Betsey Johnson dress you saw at Last Chance. Shoulda, Shoulda, Shoulda.