Are you getting ready for Mother's Day? Do you have a new summer dress to wear? Or are you skipping it because you think Mother's Day is a commerical holiday? I, of course, bought a skirt and shirt at Forever 21. I will post a picture of my getup for tomorrow's special day (like you even care about what I'm going to wear to church tomorrow). But until then, I'm reposting this story because I think about Alvin and su madre from time to time.
You may think you're staring at Sugar Lips the Drag Queen, but it's just me. I'm doing this glamorous pose just for you, and I'm hoping you're having a wonderful Mother's Day. Mothers are the best, you know, especially that mother who goes by the name of Mi Madre. Anyhoo...
On Friday I was invited to hang with my littlest homie and his classmates at an exclusive mommy makeover event. As I walked into room A-3 the kids sang in unison, "Josh, she's here! Your mom is really here!" They made me feel like Queen Elizabeth, and so I graciously sat in my throne sized for Goldilocks's littlest bear. I began nibbling (like, inhaling) a sugar cookie while my homie sat on my lap and chatted in my ear about recess, corn dogs for lunch, and how we just saw Kent Grober pick it and eat it. All the while, the kids in A-3 continued announcing each mom as she entered, "She's here. Your mom is really here!" Within minutes, the room was overflowing with the lilting sounds of moms' kisses and best wishes.
As Mrs. Harnish stood to began explaining that day's event, my homie and I could hear coming from behind, "sniff-sniff, sniff-sniff." We synchronously turned around. "Alvin!" Josh said, concerned. "What's the matter, Alvin? I know what's wrong. Your mom is not here yet, huh? Where is she, Alvin. Where is she?"
Alvin lowered his head and we watched as his hot tears dotted his tan corduroy pants.
"Guess what, Alvin?" Josh said, wiggling Alvin's shoulders back and forth. "My mom has two eyes and she has two cheeks and she likes kids and so you and me can share my mom. You put makeup on this eye, and I'll put makeup on the other eye. We can share, Alvin, just like when we share our scissors."
Alvin said, "No thank you, Josh," and began crying even more.
"Where's his mother?" I said in desperation, while flagging down Mrs. Harnish. "Where in the world is his mother?"
"I have no idea," she said. "And I'm, like, dying right now." She leaned over Alvin and began rubbing his back. The whole class of kids and moms sat staring at Alvin who was now beginning to curl on the floor in the fetal position.
Just when we thought all was lost in Alvin's 5 year-old world, the door to room A-3 swung open. Like the angel of hope, peace, and joy, Alvin's mom stepped through the door. (She had wings.)
"Alvin, she's here! Your mom is really here!" we all sang like the Mo Tab choir. "Hallelujah!"
He ran and jumped into her arms, and while she rocked him back and forth she said, "You were the only one without a mom? The only one, huh? I'm so sorry!"
She kissed him head to toe and then sat in her throne sized for Goldilocks's littlest bear. A queen. An angel. A mom. She made his world new. Just like that.
P.S. Beauty by Josh is taking new clients. So if you'd like an appointment, just drop me a line, chica. Makeup artistry doesn't get better.
P.P.S In that top picture, do you see an arm that looks like a Madonna arm? Just wondering.
Happy Mother's Day!